Hosting a White Trash Bash

My older brother Jared & sis-in-law Ronny host a White Trash Bash every year.
You can expect everything from spam and vienna sausage appetizers to duct taped furniture scattered around the yard.

This kind of party never lacks guests, there's something about getting drunk on a patio while wearing jorts (formally known as cut off blue jean shorts) that really gets people motivated.

Ronny decorated the backyard with:

• Trashy furniture - or reg furniture you just add duct tape to)
• Hung a clothes line between two trees with some saggy womens undies and mens tidy whities on clothes pins
• Christmas lights
• Scattered beer cans - after a while the whole party tends to contribute to this decor
• Pet coon - she put a raccoon stuffed animal under a cage on the porch like it was a pet
• Toilet in the front yard - makes for some uh...great pictures :p
• Coolers of Keystone (or keg) - styrofoam ones are funny
• Washer boards (game)

Memorable costumes highlights:

• Cut-off tshirt with neck tie
• Hot pink fishnet shirt and lipstick to match
• Plaid robe with tennis shoes
• Plastic Walmart bag as a purse
• Nascar tshirt
• Jorts with brown work boots
• Platform stripper heels while preggers (pillow insert)
• Pregnant in a white wedding dress
• Hair in sponge rollers
• Beer koozie hung around neck with a string